Slide 1: 55 Ways to Have Fun With Google A cabinet of search engine curiosities, riddles, games, and a little bit of usefulness You can order the book at www.55fun.com Philipp Lenssen 1
Slide 2: 55 Ways to Have Fun With Google 55 Ways to Have fun With Google by Philipp Lenssen. First edition 2006. Released under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 2.0 License (see http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/ for more). You are free: • • to copy, distribute, display, and perform the work to make derivative works Under the following conditions: By Attribution. You must attribute the work in the manner specified by the author or licensor. Noncommercial. You may not use this work for commercial purposes. Share Alike. If you alter, transform, or build upon this work, you may distribute the resulting work only under a license identical to this one. • • For any reuse or distribution, you must make clear to others the license terms of this work. Any of these conditions can be waived if you get permission from the copyright holder. Your fair use and other rights are in no way affected by the above. 2
Slide 3: On a spring day you can find your way to a little flower garden where the Googleheads play You know they’re there by the clothes they wear And their Googlehead faces and their Googlehead hair. ‘Cause they’re the Googleheads They shake their doodleheads They’re the goo-ga-goo-ga-goo-gah Googleheads. – Laurie Berkner 3
Slide 4: 55 Ways to Have Fun With Google Contents Introduction .....................................................................................8 1. Egogoogling: Susan Is…..............................................................9 2. The Google Snake Game............................................................ 15 3. Memecodes: Survival of the Fittest Web Pages ......................... 16 4. The Google Irritation Game, and the Google Image Quiz........ 19 5. Googling Proverbs......................................................................20 6. Browsing Images of a Site..........................................................24 7. A Brief History of Googlesport...................................................25 8. What is Google, and what do people consider fun about it?......32 9. How Much Time Google Saves Us ............................................37 10. Google Cookin’ a Lemon Chicken............................................40 11. Douglas Adams and the Google Calculator.............................. 41 12. Oops, I Googled Again .............................................................42 13. The Disappearing Google Logo, a Magic Trick ......................45 14. Fun With Google Maps, the Wiki Way .....................................46 15. Dave Gorman’s Googlewhack .................................................. 51 16. Google Q&A .............................................................................54 17. Celebrate Google Non-Weddings, and More ...........................56 18. Design Your SketchUp Dream House .....................................58 19. Kevin Bacon and the Google Network .....................................59 20. The Google Alphabet................................................................62 4
Slide 5: 21. Google Search Tips...................................................................63 22. Googlepark ...............................................................................66 23. Googleshare ..............................................................................76 24. The Shortest Google Search (and the One Returning the Most Results) ....................................................................................79 25. Google Rotated and Mini Google.............................................80 26. The Google Quiz: How Much Do You Know About Google? .82 27. Recreate Google From Memory ...............................................86 28. The Strange World of Google News......................................... 91 29. Aliens Attack Google! ............................................................. 100 30. Top Ten Signs You Are Addicted to Google.......................... 102 31. Dig a Hole Through Earth ..................................................... 103 32. Googlebombing ...................................................................... 105 33. Google Ads Gone Wrong ........................................................ 109 34. Life in the Age of Google.........................................................114 35. Google Hacking.......................................................................118 36. Googlepolls: Ask the Crowd ....................................................121 37. Googlefights.............................................................................131 38. What If Google Was Evil? Plus: Five Inventions of the Google Future..................................................................................... 133 39. The Google Adventure Game ................................................. 150 40. Egobot, Voice of the Web........................................................151 41. Fun Google Gadgets ............................................................... 154 42. Forty-Two, or: A Science-Fiction Interlude ........................... 160 5
Slide 6: 55 Ways to Have Fun With Google 43. The Google Book of World Records....................................... 175 44. Spelling Errors Galore ............................................................ 180 45. Google Groups, Time Machine .............................................. 182 46. Growing a Google Word ......................................................... 188 47. Most Popular Words, and PopSents ....................................... 190 48. Create Google Poetry, Prose, and Collages ............................ 195 49. Funny Google Videos ............................................................. 203 50. The Realplayer Fish, or: Telling a Story in Synonyms ........... 207 51. Google Parodies ...................................................................... 210 52. The Google Images Prediction Trick..................................... 217 53. Fun With Google Translations ............................................... 218 54. The Giant Google Painting..................................................... 219 55. Googledromes......................................................................... 224 Acknowledgments........................................................................ 225 Glossary ........................................................................................ 226 6
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Slide 8: 55 Ways to Have Fun With Google Introduction This book, in a way, is born out of my daily weblog “Google Blogoscoped” (blog.outer-court.com) and those who read it. Since 2003 I’ve been writing there covering all things Google – not just the fun stuff, but news, discussion, interviews, tutorials, and everything beyond with a relation to search engines. Thanks to those reading along and providing pointers or feedback, I’ve been able to discover more interesting pages and get to know more interesting people around the world than ever before. When I think of Google, first and foremost I think of its role to discover knowledge, people, and people’s thoughts. Search engines are truly one of the first emergents of a global brain, and in good tradition of Gutenberg’s inventions in the technology of printing, of the invention of the internet, and later the invention of the World Wide Web. All those bring us closer together by speeding up the rhythm in which we communicate. So there we have it, for the first time in history: search, the key to instant knowledge. And what do we do with it? Silly things. OK, not exclusively. But silliness is a part of it. People googlewhack, googlebomb, or egogoogle. People create parodies of Google. They create search engine contests. Magic tricks, riddles and art based on Google. They have a lot of fun with Google, and get together to play games on top of Google services. Even Google Inc themselves send out April Fool’s jokes every year, and celebration logos many times a year. Oh, humanity! But behind many of the playful creations surrounding that giant Google toy, there are serious lessons to be learned. Of the 55 ways to have fun with Google presented here, some ways indeed teach us something; about life, Google, and how to become a better searcher. And the rest of the ways? Well, seriously, they’re really just there to have fun. And I hope you enjoy! 8
Slide 9: 1. Egogoogling: Susan Is… 1. Egogoogling: Susan Is… Have you ever searched for your own name on Google, curious what the world has to say about you? Almost everyone of us did, one time or another. In fact, you should – maybe others search for you all the same, and you want to know what they will find. The act of searching for yourself is also known as “egogoogling.” Here’s a variant of it which can be a fun game. Enter your first name followed by the word “is” into Google, and put the search in quotes. For example, if your name is Susan, the search would look like this: “susan is” Now in the search result snippets, you will learn a lot of things about you that you didn’t even know! For the name “Susan,” we get the following: Susan is an amazing person to work with! Susan is an ethical woman and is refusing to cooperate Susan is a very attractive young lady (with a boyfriend) who for some reason is always late. Susan is a top Florida residential real estate agent. Susan is a top producer specializing in the ski resort town of Breckenridge, as well as the surrounding area. Not only can you apply this approach to find out more about yourself (or just have a good laugh, actually, as the results are likely to be about another person), you can also use this to find out about celebrities. To do so, enter the full celebrity name followed by the word “is” into Google, and put it in quotes again: “arnold schwarzenegger is” For action movie star Arnie, we get these results: Arnold Schwarzenegger is a very talented man who would make an excellent governor. Arnold Schwarzenegger is falling into a similar spiral. Arnold Schwarzenegger is looking out for voters’ best interests. 9
Slide 10: 55 Ways to Have Fun With Google Arnold Schwarzenegger is a man more familiar with the red carpets of a movie premiere than a white collar business seminar. Arnold Schwarzenegger is terrifying as the “killer cyborg” who “looks like Death rendered in steel.” Arnold Schwarzenegger is The Terminator (T-800). Arnold Schwarzenegger is quickly discovering that life in politics doesn’t always produce the happy endings so common in many of his Hollywood blockbusters. Note that you can use “stars in,” “was born in” and similar glue words instead of “is” to find out almost anything about a celebrity. You can even expand the idea to include things, not people… try searching for “Nikon cameras are” and similar queries. If you don’t have Google near you, here are some popular male and female names with their “egogoogled” results. Male Names Aaron is a monotonic anchor. Adam is a deeply disturbing and depressing film. Alan is AI’s pattern-matching chatbot. Albert is so cute! Andrew is the Patron Saint of Scotland. Anthony is probably the best male vocal out there. Arthur is kind of in a category by itself. Brandon is for the birds. Brian is embarrassed that he needs the extra help in school. Carl is just sitting there in Nashville! Charles is also a coach of AYSO youth soccer, an officer in the PTA of the local elementary school. Christopher is of mixed heritage (Asian-American). Daniel is a natural talent . David is not allowed computer access. Dennis is one of Britain’s best known entrepreneurs. Donald is rarely easy to understand, and people have supposedly heard him say all sorts of risque things. Donald is a Professor in the Department of Psychology. Douglas is “King of California.” Edward is a biological human (not a robot). Edward is coming BACK to television. Eric is featured on guitar and mandolin on the songs Viargra and Gypsy woman. Frank is hilariously funny on what makes us red-staters different from bluestaters (not). Fred is leading the Franklin Templeton Shootout after 2 rounds! 10
Slide 11: 1. Egogoogling: Susan Is… Gary is the editor and compiler of ResourceShelf. George is, quite simply, the worst helpdesk technician ever. Gerald is frightened and doesn’t understand why the woman wants to assist him. Gregory is recognized as one of the very foremost orators. Harold is an original. Henry is currently in jail. Jack is looking for a house with about half an acre of land to buy in California. James is as forthright as an Old Testament prophet. Jason is who the JASON Project is named after. Jeffrey is helping to clear up this cosmic murkiness. Jeremy is a conscientious worker who can usually be relied upon. Jerry is a master at understanding your goals for the photograph and then creating the perfect lighting. Joe is “LIVE” daily. John is succeeding marvelously in journalism’s highest calling: to encourage people . Jonathan is writing a magical fable of his grandfather’s village in Ukraine. Joseph is the Special Assistant to the President and Senior Director. Joshua is home now. Juan is similar to the one at the top of this page. Justin is practicing walking on his hands. Keith is a true character who comes across as being very sincere. Kenneth is a strong advocate for community building and social change. Kevin is creative director and co-founder at Lightroom. Larry is also a political planner. Lawrence is a New York Real Estate Broker specializing in Putnam. Mark is coauthor of Inside Windows 2000, Third Edition (Microsoft Press). Matthew is believed to have used Mark and the theoretical source. Michael is abandoning the music business to release his songs online for free instead. Patrick is one of the nation’s best young auto racers. Paul is backwards in line and taller than everyone else, again. Peter is a consultant with a distinguished academic track record. Ralph is not beyond fishing around for a philosophical explanation. Raymond is an observer-participant anthropologist in the Internet Richard is often accused of being overly concerned with himself. Robert is an elder in the Presbyterian Church (USA) Roger is approached by a gangling, spotty computer scientist. Ronald is known in more than 100 countries wherever you find McDonald’s restaurants. Ryan is clearly good at her job. Samuel is irresistible. Scott is arguably the most well-known and influential unknown composer. Shawn is now 26 years old, lives in San Diego, enjoys snowboarding, taking trips to Lake. Stephen is working with Marvel to produce a series of comic books. Steve is a DJ in Boston. 11
Slide 12: 55 Ways to Have Fun With Google Steven is writing the same song over and over. Terry is back with his new group, The Society for Truth and Justice. Thomas is still searching Timothy is an accomplished juggler. Walter is now 79 years of age and in excellent health. William is truly “fit for a king.” Female Names Alice is an AIML engine written in C++. Amanda is most known for her role in FOX’s hit TV show “The OC.” Amy is... sniff... sniff... sad about our recent barking on her “Re-name RSS contest.” Angela is absolutely swamped this week! Ann is only a writer – and NOT a private detective. Anna is helping out with the hurricane relief effort. Anne is a storyteller. Barbara is to go to Paddle Sports of Santa Barbara. Betty is distinctively heard singing alongside Michael. Brenda is the mother of 14 children, 12 of whom are adopted. Carolyn is currently training for the next WNBA season. Catherine is a star. Christina is also busy promoting the line of footwear “Skechers.” Christine is red and white. Cindy is in “love with the attention.” Cynthia is still on the border. Debbie is an International Magician. Deborah is pleased to announce two brand-new paintings! Debra is a nationally recognized expert on communication skills. Denise is funny, bright and bubbly. Diana is currently in London, England where she is working on the artwork. ... Diane is steadfast in her mission of marketing and negotiating the terms of the sale. Donna is recording her 2nd CD, "Feels Like Home", which will be released in 2001. Doris is such a great zine. Dorothy is 5 Dinosaur years old, and is very wise for her age. Edith is only meaningful. Elizabeth is just south of the expanding Addo Elephant National Park. Ellen is Africa’s first lady president. Emily is nation’s young poet of the year. Heather is the one with the muscles. Helen is Coming To Town!. Irene: Irene is a wedding and portrait photographer serving parts of New England and New York State. Jane is one of Victorian literature’s rebellious heroines. 12
Slide 13: 1. Egogoogling: Susan Is… Janet is fantastic. Janice is right there on that edge. Jennifer is a genius. Jessica is a joy and a delight that brings happiness to all of us. Josephine is Under Construction! Judith is no mythical personage. Judy is going to still have to answer to a higher authority. Julie is no longer a loner; she, too, learns about being a part of a community. Karen is an experienced tutor in both fiddle and step dance. Katherine is one of two large towns you will come across on the route between Darwin and Alice. Kathleen is foremost a musician. Kathy is married to Rick Hilton, who is the wealthy grandson. Kimberly is married to Johnny. Laura is not a psychologist nor a psychiatrist. Linda is now going to move to the south of Sweden. Lisa is furious with Debbie. Louise is a first-class song, there is no doubting. Margaret is not the enemy. Marie is an accomplished author with an important story to tell. Martha is “free.” Melissa is very open about her past. Michelle is as Michelle does. Nancy is also an award-winning video producer. Nicole is now working hard on a NEW collection of tunes. Pamela is coming into her glory today. Rachel is well on her way to achieving her goals. Rebecca is never seen, and yet she is the main character. Ruth is a member of the American Immigration Lawyers Association. Sandra is the fourth woman to win it all, compared to only three men. Sara is right. Yes, it is true. Sarah is still in the studio working. Sharon is expected to decide this weekend. Sherry is a type of wine originally produced in and around the town of Jerez. Stephanie is so afraid of germs, she can’t stop washing her hands. Susan is creative, perceptive, intuitive, and timely. Suzanne is not Sue. Tina is no acronym. Virginia is a five-day bike tour. Wendy is now the only comic featured on the website. 13
Slide 14: 55 Ways to Have Fun With Google (Original cartoon by the US government.) 14
Slide 15: 2. The Google Snake Game 2. The Google Snake Game Here’s a party game which needs nothing but a working internet connection (say, a notebook or cell phone), and Google.com’s web search. The goal is to create the longest phrase that Google can find by alternately adding one word to the end of the other player’s search phrase. Say, the first person starts with “Feelings”. Now the second person adds a word, “are”, so we get “Feelings are”... (Note the use of quotation marks in the search query.) Now every time a word is added, the phrase is searched for in Google, and the resulting page count is announced to the group. The one person who creates a sentence with zero results in Google loses and has to do something silly (or if you want to play with points, he loses a point, and the last person who created a sentence with results in Google will win a point). To prevent cheating, the one whose turn is next is not allowed to look at any search result snippet. Let’s take our sample, and see what we get: Peter: “Feelings” (53,200,000 results in Google) Mary: “Feelings are” (2,100,000 results) Jake: “Feelings are nothing” (1,090 results) Susan: “Feelings are nothing and” (19 results) Peter: “Feelings are nothing and we” (0 results) Susan gets 1 point, and Peter gets minus 1 points (or has to do something silly). If you create too obscure a sentence there won’t be any results and you will lose, but if your sentence gets too many results, your opponent will also be able to create a sentence with results. The basic strategy is to try to create sentences so silly that there are only a few results, but not so silly there are no results… 15
Slide 16: 55 Ways to Have Fun With Google 3. Memecodes: Survival of the Fittest Web Pages Memecodes are web pages with randomly created texts which are born and die over the course of time. How is that possible? By basing those pages on the rules of evolution: the more often a page is found and clicked on in Google – the more popular it is – the more offspring it produces. The title Memecodes is a word play on Richard Dawkins memes from his book “The Selfish Gene”1. In it, he wrote: Examples of memes are tunes, ideas, catch-phrases, clothes fashions, ways of making pots or of building arches. Just as genes propagate themselves in the gene pool by leaping from body to body via sperms or eggs, so memes propagate themselves in the meme pool by leaping from brain to brain via a process which, in the broad sense, can be called imitation. I created this experiment in early 2004 to watch it grow, with some interesting results. Here’s how it worked in detail. First, based upon a dictionary of words, pages with random texts were created. To make sure the texts looked rather natural, words like “the” or “and” as well as punctuation were added. The resulting pages contained Jabberwockyish2 paragraphs such as this one: Cognac? Is sloth is waist is declare of bramble flood in of stoical. Footman... Hesitancy a for attention flabby wanton and calculate vtol cyclamate that paprika feign the aline fourth qualifications of in. Thatch, Saccharin hansom rationale in dine numbers. This page – or set of “genes” – was unique in the whole set of pages which made up the “ecosystem.” Now there was a possibility certain sentences or fragments of sentences made sense. One sentence, for example, contained the phrase “corpulent pigeons,” which someone 16
Slide 17: 3. Memecodes: Survival of the Fittest Web Pages did indeed search for in Google. As soon as that happened and the searcher clicked on the Memecodes result, this particular page created offspring – it “mated” with the searcher, if you will. The offspring of any page was the same page slightly mutated by randomly replacing some of its words. This way, maybe “corpulent pigeons” became “corpulent pink pigeons” (surely that would have had the chance to be an even more successful gene) or it could turn into “corpulent tower pigeons” (and face certain death over time, because rarely do people search for such a thing!). How did pages die then? There was a page population limit of a little over 2,000 pages. Whenever a new page was born, the oldest page would be removed (the link from the front-page of the Memecodes experiment pointing to this page would be removed). If a page didn’t manage to create offspring until then, its genes were unsuccessful in surviving and would therefore not be continued. Other genes (random texts) would be more successful, though. And some of the successful pages would become even more successful in turn, possibly finding a natural search niche to settle into: they lured more and more searchers to find them by creating more and more “natural language.” One day, the pages might even turn into Shakespeare, and it wouldn’t need infinite monkeys to pull it off! Or rather, that was my hope. But evolution takes a lot of time to show results, and after little more than a year, I stopped the experiment. Until then, however, a lot of people found their way onto the site and thus produced offspring. All in all, a walloping 10,022 pages were born (about 2,500 of those seed pages created automatically in the beginning), with some Memecodes in their 5th generation. Some of the popular sentences were truly strange, like “feel the wrath of salivating mushroom eating frog aliens with microwave ovens,” or the more down-to-earth “seagull sandwich.” Other sentences were circling around the word “torrent,” because “Torrents” had started to become a popular way to download video and other files on the web. The only clearly recognizable pattern in successful genes, however, were exotic words and word combinations I can’t even print here for reasons you might be able to guess: they were all about “adult” topics. Then again, I guess that’s nature! End Notes 1. Dawkins, R. (1976). The Selfish Gene. (www.55fun.com/3.1) 17
Slide 18: 55 Ways to Have Fun With Google 2. Jabberwocky is the title of a nonsensical poem from Lewis Carroll’s Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There (1872). It starts off with “Twas brillig, and the slithy toves/ Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.” (www.55fun.com/3.2) 18
Slide 19: 4. The Google Irritation Game, and the Google Image Quiz 4. The Google Irritation Game, and the Google Image Quiz This is probably the weirdest game on Google you will find online. “Bemmu’s Cure for Google Irritation” (www.55fun.com/9.1) moves all kinds of Google-related sentences through the screen. Like “I hate Googleplex,” “Who needs Larry,” or “Google doesn’t frighten me.” Now it’s your job to type these sentences into a small box below the screen as fast as you can before they disappear. When you succeed, you get as many points as the phrase contains letters. If you don’t succeed, you lose one of your 10 lives. If you are looking for a little more long-term fun, I suggest my Google Image Quiz (blog.outer-court.com/quiz/). In it, you will be presented with 15 images for every round. Then it’s your job to find the correct search words that were used to find these images in Google Images. Sounds easy? Give it a try, I’ve heard it’s addicting, too! 19
Slide 20: 55 Ways to Have Fun With Google 5. Googling Proverbs In his book Was Wir Wissen1 (“what we know”), German author Benjamin von Stuckrad-Barre tried to find the everyday life contexts in which proverbs are used – and he used Google to do so. For example, he searched for “Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones” and then listed who was being referred to on the resulting web pages (like discussion boards, or news articles). Let’s follow the same approach for English proverbs here! Who shouldn’t throw stones in a glass house? • • • • • The plywood industries of Malaysia and Indonesia People who say Michael is guilty Those who tell on people who don’t follow a site’s Terms of Service Russia People who call Greeks liars What conquers all? • • • • • • Love Labor and perseverance Courage Truth Humor Linux What can’t a man live by alone? • • • • • Bread Rice Incompetence Crimefighting Chocolate 20
Slide 21: 5. Googling Proverbs • • Bagels Jaffa Cakes What’s not everything? • • • • • • • • Money Winning the prize, or the tournament Wikipedia Salad Ecology Speed Base salary Technological superiority What best things in life are free? • • • • • • • Sun Java Studio Enterprise 8.0 Computers The Chicago Cultural Center’s top-notch music programming Online Black Jack Business opportunities A smile Seattle Who let the dogs out? • • • • • • 49ers Karl, Bob, and Paulie Rumsfeld FOX Karl Rove Nintendo 21
Slide 22: 55 Ways to Have Fun With Google What is the new black? • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • Lurid pink Keylogging Green Teat Fluffy Gray, or fuchsia, or red Caucasian UNPOP Benjamin Simplicity BeOSmodule Scrolling Blacker Polygamy Apathy Pacifism Downshifting What shouldn’t you throw out with the bathwater? • • • • • • • • • • • • Musicians The crown The pervert The BabyCenter.com The leak The monitor The culture The dressed up chihuahua The concept of rural The artistic effort The Furbies The appraisal 22
Slide 23: 5. Googling Proverbs • • • • God SOAP Pearls The fluoride End Notes 1. Stuckrad-Barre, B.v. (2005). Was Wir Wissen. (www.55fun.com/5) 23
Slide 24: 55 Ways to Have Fun With Google 6. Browsing Images of a Site If you want to see all images of a particular website, you can use the “site:” operator on Google Images (images.google.com) – you may know this operator from Google’s web search. For example, enter site:cnn.com into the Google Images search box to see all images shown on CNN’s website. Click on an image in the result list and you’re taken to the respective page containing the image. This approach is fun if you want to visually explore a site, and you are not interested in any particular content on that site. However, you can still combine the site search with an additional keyword. A search for site:cnn.com clinton would therefore show CNN’s images of President Bill Clinton, or images related to him. Want to try this out on a site a little more fun than CNN? I suggest you enter the following for thousands of riveting photo illusions: site:worth1000.com 24
Slide 25: 7. A Brief History of Googlesport 7. A Brief History of Googlesport It may be that all games are silly. But then, so are humans. – Robert Lynd People today often participate in a challenge called “Search Engine Optimization contests.” In a nut-shell, the goal of these contests is to get to be the top ranked page in the Google search results for a given term or phrase. In order to not disturb “normal” search results, contests often take nonsensical words as their target. While in the beginning I was often taking part in these contests myself, after many lessons learned (including a contest for the nonsense phrase “Seraphim Proudleduck”) today I do not participate in them anymore. But before we jump into the history of search engine optimization contests, let’s go back several thousand years and start recapping the history of search engines themselves. B.C-1956: The Dawn of Computing Before Christ, there was the counting aid Abacus. Some centuries later, in 1642, Blaise Pascal builds a mechanical calculator. Around 1820, Charles Babbage follows-up with his steam-powered Difference Engine, and Countess of Lovelace Augusta Ada Byron is pondering programming it after having met him. The first computer (a programmable calculator) by German engineer Konrad Zuse is completed in 1941. Britain and USA take over the computing technology field with Colossus, ENIAC, the transistor (by Bell Telephone), and UNIVAC – the “Universal Automatic Computer.” 1957-1990: The Internet In 1957, ARPA (the Advanced Research Projects Agency, within the Department of Defense, DoD) is created to foster US technology. Some ten years later, DARPA marks the beginnings of the Internet. Intel is founded in ‘68, Doug Engelbart spends time show-casing his revolutionary ideas of word processing, and a year later, Xerox creates the equally revolutionary think tank PARC, the Palo Alto Research Center. Universities are slowly being connected together via ARPANET in 1969. In 1977, Apple II is born, followed by the IBM 25
Slide 26: 55 Ways to Have Fun With Google PC in ‘81. 1984, the year of cyberpunk novel Neuromancer, sees the introduction of the Domain Name System (DNS). In the late ‘80s, the number of Internet hosts breaks 100,000, and people are starting to get lost. In 1990, before the days of the World Wide Web, McGill University student Alan Emtage creates FTP indexing search tool Archie. One year later, Mark McCahill introduces the alternative Gopher. Veronica (Archie’s girlfriend in the comic books, and the “grandmother of search engines”) appears on the scene in 1992, spidering Gopherspace texts, and Jughead arrives in ‘93. 1990-1993: WWW, and WWWW In the meantime, the World Wide Web, created by Tim Berners-Lee and released by CERN (the European Organization for Nuclear Research) in ‘91, is starting to take off. And 1993, the year the first web browser Mosaic takes the world by storm, also sees the first acclaimed web robot, Matthew Gray’s World Wide Web Wanderer. Martijn Koster announces meta-tag spidering Aliweb in late ‘93. 1994: Search Engines See the Light The World Wide Web is becoming the most important internet service. Pizza can be ordered online, and soon Sun will give birth to Java programming technology. (The Java motto was “write once, run everywhere,” but frustrated programmers around the world later changed it to “write once, debug everywhere.”) In early 1994, Jerry Yang and David Filo of Stanford University start Yahoo! in an attempt to exert some kind of order on an otherwise anarchic collection of documents. (The word Yahoo is short for "Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle," but was pretty much looked up randomly in a dictionary by the two Yahoo founders – the two creators say they liked the name because they considered themselves yahoos.) Some months later in Washington, Brian Pinkerton’s WebCrawler is getting about its work; over at Carnegie Melon, Dr. Michael Maldin creates Lycos (the name comes from the Latin wolf spider). 26
Slide 27: 7. A Brief History of Googlesport 1995-1997: Dot-Com Rising More and more search engines appear. There’s Metacrawler, Excite (in late 1995), AltaVista (late 1995), Inktomi/ HotBot (mid-1996), Ask Jeeves and GoTo. Yahoo, actually a directory, is the leader, but AltaVista – meaning “a view from above,” and being a wordplay on (Palo) Alto-Vista – launched in 1995 and brought some fierce competition. In 1997 AltaVista was bought by Compaq and we have some right to assume this and a resulting lost focus brought its downfall. 1998-2002: Google et al It’s late 1998. Stanford’s Larry Page and Sergey Brin reinvent search ranking technology with their paper “The Anatomy of a Large-Scale Hypertextual Web Search Engine” and start what some time later becomes the most successful search engine in the world: Google (Larry misspells “Googol,” which is a really large number, and Sergey draws the colorful logo on his own using the free GIMP painting software). The uncluttered interface, speed and search result relevancy were cornerstones in winning the tech-savvy people, who were later followed by pretty much everyone looking for something online. Other contenders, like MSN, are left in the dust. In September 1999, Google leaves Beta. Search engine optimization in the meantime becomes a bigger and bigger business, with experts and amateurs alike trying to boost rankings of websites, more often than not for commercial reasons. In 2000, Yahoo and Google become partners (Yahoo is using Google’s search technology on their own site for a while). In late 2000, Google is handling over 100 million daily search requests. In 2001, AskJeeves (which dropped the “Jeeves” in the meantime) acquires Teoma, and GoTo is renamed to Overture. 2003-Now: The Dawn of Search Engine Contests It’s hard to tell which search engine contest truly was first. People have been competing to get on top of search results for commercial reasons pretty much since the invention of search engines, and the employed tactics are called “Search Engine Optimization.” But so-called “SEO contests” are created mostly to have fun, and to shed more light on Google’s ranking secrets – and potential methods for abusing those 27
Slide 28: 55 Ways to Have Fun With Google rankings. At times, there were also prizes up for grabs during the contests. Some of those even got handed over to the winner (not all, mind you – it’s a fun sport in a shady environment!). Today, there are so many different SEO contests going on at any given time it’s hard to keep track of them all. I’ll list some of the first, some of which I participated in myself with the weblog “Google Blogoscoped.” 2004: SERPs SERPs is short for “Search Engine Result Pages” (completely coincidentally, it also means “State Earnings-Related Pension Scheme”). It was the target keyword for a search engine optimization contest. A group of people, myself included, started the challenge in a search engine discussion group and came up with the term “SERPs” on January 16, 2004. The term was both self-referential, which was fun, and relatively harmless (presumably not a lot of people were searching for it, as there were only 30,700 pages prior to the contest – that may sound much, but it’s only about 1/10th the page count a search for pink speaker manuals yields). I started my own entry as a normal blog post in “Google Blogoscoped,” wanting to see how it would fare in the contest (it was pushed out of the top ten pretty soon). However the leading entry on Google’s blogging community Blogspot was deserted by its owner, Sam, and I was able to open up a site with the same name, thus sitting on his top-ranked page now. Sam’s tactic (which included leaving a lot of links in website guest-books, an approach rightfully deemed spam) made his page the winner on February 16th, 2004. Kebapgraz The “Kebapgraz” SEO competition owes its name to “Döner Kebap,” a Turkish dish popular in Germany and Austria, and the Austrian city Graz. Most of the participants of this challenge were from Germany or Austria, using German-language pages. The contest started on June 16, 2004, as a follow-up to a previous challenge for “Haltezeitmessungen.” Linkfarms (a large group of interlinked websites trying to increase their Google PageRank) or other kind of spam were not allowed in this contest. The end date was September 10, 2004, and the amount of web pagescontaining the word went from 0 to 167,000 later on. A German wiki entry (a wiki usually is a 28
Slide 29: 7. A Brief History of Googlesport encyclopedia-style website which everyone can help edit) was inhibiting the top rank for almost all the time, only to be pushed to number two in a 24 hour period starting shortly before the end date. The contest was started by David Reisner, aged 17, from Austria. “One day I thought, there are some funny contests going on, but there was no Kebap on the web” David said. I asked him for lessons learned, and he answered one should think about the exact competition rules beforehand to avoid some longer fights he’s been through. He added: “In SEO there is a nice tip: give and you will be given, be it advice, links or content.” Schnitzelmitkartoffelsalat and Gepardenforellen Yet another German-language Google contest was the hunt for “Schnitzelmitkartoffelsalat” (which translates to steak with potato salad). It was started by Steffi Abel on November 15, 2002, in a German discussion group. At that time the word Schnitzelmitkartoffelsalat did not return any pages in Google. More than three years later, 22,000 occurrences can be found. According to German webmaster Lars Kasper, who covered the challenge on his website, variations of the Schnitzelmitkartoffelsalat challenge included the nonsense words “Telefondesinfizierstudium” (the study of phone desinfection) and “Walnichtfischmitkartoffelsalat” (whale, not fish, with potato salad). Some time later, German Googlesport really took off with the creation of the “Hommingberger Gepardenforelle” contest (“Gepardenforelle” translates to “Homminghill leopard trout”). It was launched by Germany’s biggest IT magazines (on- and offline) and the two keywords today return almost 3 million web pages. Mangeur de Cigogne And then, there was a French Googlesport contest for the phrase “Mangeur de Cigogne.” Launched by Promo-Web, the games began in March 2004, and were to be ended in June 15 2004. This might have been one of the weirdest and most obsessive of all search engine optimization contests. And naturally, because most content was French, you couldn’t understand a word of what happened unless you were fluid in this language. So what does “Mangeur de Cigogne” mean? It literally translates to “eaters of stork.” But, according to Jerome Chesnot from the south of 29
Slide 30: 55 Ways to Have Fun With Google France, “It means nothing really. This string was chosen to not pollute Google results.” Jerome held the 1st place in this competition for the 15 last days, but then came in second. He told me Mangeur de Cigogne was “really a good experience ... in terms of HTML optimization and other technical things.” Nigritude Ultramarine “Nigritude Ultramarine” was arguably the biggest SEO contest that ever took place. It received enormous coverage including articles on Wired.com and tech site Slashdot. The competition was started by SEO company DarkBlue (hence the name “Nigritude Ultramarine,” which is another way to say “dark blue”). Blogger Anil Dash nearly won the top rank in the first round ending June 7, 2004 with a blog entry (the second round prize, a 17” LCD flat screen, went to the aggressive contenders of a web discussion forum). Anil’s post was linked from various other high-profile blogs who wanted to push a friend up the Google rankings. Anil wanted to prove that good old content – as opposed to sleazy optimization tactics – is king, and he was successful in doing so. As I’m writing this, there are around 215,000 web pages containing the phrase “Nigritude Ultramarine.” Anil Dash is still number one. A Short Guide to SEO So how do you win these search engine optimization contests in the first place? This depends on the search engine, but for Google, heavy “on-page” optimization is futile in a competitive environment, and all depends on “off-page” optimization. To explain, “on-page” optimization means you create a page which repeats the target keywords in a variety of places, in the meta keywords, in the title, in page headings and so on. What you do on your page might have an effect on the human reader – which is indeed important – but it’s of little value to the Googlebot and the way Google ranks your site. For competitive keywords, all that Google is interested in is this: how many important pages link to your page using the target keywords as link text? 30
Slide 31: 7. A Brief History of Googlesport If you can get a lot of valuable “backlinks” from authoritative web pages (say, a mainstream news site, or a #1 blog for an industry), then a high ranking will come naturally. So, the real key is to get good backlinks (ideally links containing the target keywords). Not necessarily 1000s of them; it’s of more value to get a dozen high-value backlinks, then a million low-value backlinks. For example, Google pretty much ignores it when you create 100,000 backlinks from your website A which point to your website B (and creating such a huge amount of links is not too hard with the help of server-side programming). Google understands that such “close-knit” networks aren’t showing natural authority – they might easily be faked by so-called spam farms… and spamming is one thing Google in their rankings try to avoid. Now how do you get all those links from others? Here, we need to forget about technical optimization for a second. What’s important now is to have great web page content, and to make it be known to the right people – not by mass-mailing everyone and their dog, but by submitting your link to blogs on the subject, emailing the right people, pitching your story to mainstream news sites, or sharing it in newsgroups or web forums relevant to your site. Outside of an SEO competition, that means you need to understand a community, be part of it, and help others. People won’t link to boring and perhaps over-optimized pages, but people will link to pages that help them (or make them laugh). They link to a tutorial, a good read, a funny video, a cartoon, or an interesting photo. Within the scope of an SEO competition, it’s also likely that people simply link to a friend. If you’re actively participating in making the web a better place for all (content is king!), you’ll also be getting your share of “link love.” 31
Slide 32: 55 Ways to Have Fun With Google 8. What is Google, and what do people consider fun about it? (Image courtesy of Elwyn Jenkins. © 2003 Verity Intellectual Properties Pty Ltd.) Google is more than just the search engine. Even though that alone wouldn’t be too bad, either, because it allows us to quickly receive answers from the web to almost any question asked. Today while I’m writing this book, Google consists of dozens of services (google.com/sitemap.html). Some you may have heard of, like Gmail, or Google Maps. Others are more obscure, like Google Base, Google Page Creator, Google Writely or Google X, and even Google experts can have a hard time keeping track. To understand what people know of Google – and what they think is fun about it – I asked my sister Judith about the different services. Afterwards, I asked UK programmer and Google expert Tony Ruscoe (ruscoe.net/blog/) about these services. Both were urged to take a guess in case they were clueless about the answer. Well, who’s right then? I won’t judge, but instead will let you read their answers now! 32
Slide 33: 8. What is Google, and what do people consider fun about it? Asking a Google Novice Judith, what is Google Talk? Judith: I believe that’s a text to speech program to read out things for you. What is Google Earth? Judith: I know that one! You can view the whole globe from above. You can zoom close into every country. What is Picasa? Judith: That’s a fun drawing program to create Picasso-like paintings. What is Gmail? Judith: That’s an email client. What are the Google Labs? Judith: That’s a place to propose interesting ideas for Google to add to their products. The suggestions are filtered by Google engineers and finally, they will be implemented. What is Google Maps? Judith: I don’t have a clue. What is Google Scholar? Judith: Google for students, without any adult websites. What is Google Video? Judith: That’s a search engine, similar to an image search, but for videos instead. What is Google Images? Judith: The same like a search engine for words, but with images. What is Google Answers? Judith: That’s a place where you can ask questions for other people to answer. If the answer is right, those who answered will get money. What is Google Catalogs? Judith: You can see pages taken from catalogs, for example when you enter “teddy bear,” you will see catalog pages containing teddy bears. What is Froogle? Judith: That could be a parody site acting just like Google... no matter what you enter, all you get are results containing images of frogs. What are Google Alerts? 33
Slide 34: 55 Ways to Have Fun With Google Judith: That’s when Google sees you are searching for illegal material online and you click on one of the result pages. This can have legal consequences. What is Google Blogger? Judith: That’s a weblog community run by Google. What is Google Desktop? Judith: That’s like Microsoft Windows but made by Google. E.g. it contains a word processor. What are Google Groups? Judith: Those are chat rooms on any conceivable topic. You can login to talk. What is Google X? Judith: I have no idea! Well, I suppose it’s a kind of Google-related riddle or puzzle game. What do you think is fun about Google? Judith: Searching for people. That’s nothing particularly special or uncommon, but it satisfies your curiosity about someone you want to know more about. Asking a Google Expert Tony, what is Picasa? Tony: It’s a photo management/ organization application. You can download a program that allows you to manipulate your images. What is Google Talk? Tony: It’s an IM – Instant Messenger – application that allows online conversations and VoIP, Voice over IP. What is Google Earth? Tony: It’s fantastic! I’ve told my friends that it’s arguably the best thing to appear on the Internet this year! Seriously though, it’s a program that allows you view the earth from space. You can zoom in and view certain areas really close up. What is Google Labs? Tony: In my view, Google Labs isn’t really a service as such. It’s simply a name they give to many new releases that don’t quite make it to Beta. It 34
Slide 35: 8. What is Google, and what do people consider fun about it? often consists of smaller projects that some of the Google Employees create in their 20% time. What is Google Local? Tony: It’s pretty much like an online service directory, like the Yellow Pages. In fact, Google Local UK uses Yell.com for its results, I think. It’s recently been integrated with Google Maps so that it’s easier to see where the businesses are located. What is Google Scholar? Tony: It’s an online search that searches educational papers and theses, things like that. What is Google Video? Tony: It’s a video search that searches for videos that have been uploaded by the public or by a number of different associations who have agreed to let their content be available for free. I think it only searches the description or transcript that’s been provided by the user. What is Google Answers? Tony: Google Answers is an “ask the expert” service where you can submit a question, name your price and, hopefully, get an answer from an expert in the field. What is Froogle? Tony: It’s an online price comparison service to help you with your online shopping. What are Google Alerts? Tony: Basically, Google will send you an email whenever something new appears in the Google web results or Google News. What is Google Desktop? Tony: Google Desktop started off as a desktop application – Google Desktop Search – that enabled you to search your PC for information. I think it’s turned into something much bigger now, where you can add your own bits to it. I’ve never used it. What are Google Groups? Tony: Google Groups encapsulates Usenet groups as well as Usenetstyle groups that have been created by Google Account owners. They are basically discussion forums/ mailing-lists. What was Google X? Tony: I think it was a service similar to the existing home page that used a Mac OS X style interface. It appeared in Google Labs but then 35
Slide 36: 55 Ways to Have Fun With Google disappeared. Presumably because of legal reasons... but we don’t know. I never saw it, but I’ve seen some copies of it. What is Google Base? Tony: Good question. It seems to be everything! It’s an online repository where people can upload practically any data that has a structure. It can be used for storing things like recipes, people profiles and classified ads. So you can advertise anything you might have for sale – although there’s no way to take payment via Google Base at the moment. In short, it’s an online database application. What is Google Analytics? Tony: It’s a web stats analysis application. You place some JavaScript in your website which then collects data from your visitors using cookies. Google Analytics takes all this data and analyzes it, creating graphs and reports about your visitors’ trends. What is Google Sets? Tony: It’s in Google Labs. I looked at it a long time ago so I’ve forgotten exactly what it does! I think it’s a service that lets you provide several items – up to five, I think – and Google will suggest some more items that are in the same group. What do you think is fun about Google? There are a lot of things that make Google fun. It can be used to settle the most basic of arguments. We often use it in the office when we don’t believe what someone is saying. We run the risk of being fooled by the “If it appears on Google, it’s true!” rule! Their services are always interesting. Waiting for a new service can be exciting. It gets people talking... Very often, the services aren’t ground-breaking – but the way Google present them is. Take Gmail and Google Maps. These types of services had been around for years, yet all of a sudden you could just sit and play with Google Maps for hours! 36
Slide 37: 9. How Much Time Google Saves Us 9. How Much Time Google Saves Us We might forget how much fun a search engine is, and how much time it saves us in doing everyday things, until the internet connection is interrupted and we’re left without Google. (Or, and this happens more rarely, when Google itself is down.) But usually after some minutes, things are back to normal – and we got our extended memory, our library of more books we could ever read, our information center, and our universal answer machine. And now, for just a moment, I would like you to imagine what today’s life would be without all that. What life would be without Google... and how much more time we’d be spending on solving our problems. Finding Your Lost Keys With Google: You enter “How to find lost keys” into Google, and the pages you find suggest to search every place again. Time spent: 10 minutes. Without Google: You search your rooms. You start to get angry, then desperate. You search for a second time, and find your keys. Time spent: 10 minutes. Time saved using Google: none. Opening a Coconut 37
Slide 38: 55 Ways to Have Fun With Google With Google: You search for “How to open a coconut.” A video tutorial explains you should hold a coconut over a bowl, and use the blunt side of a cleaver to whack the coconut until it cracks open in two halves. Time spent: 5 minutes. Without Google: You ask your neighbor, and she tells you she doesn’t know either, but invites you to check her cookbooks collection. On that day, you fall in love with her, and she with you. You discover the solution to the coconut problem in her books the next morning. Time spent: 1 day. Time saved using Google: around 1 day, but love life suffers. Checking If Tonight’s Date Is Trustworthy With Google: You enter “Frank Simmonz” into Google. His criminal records turn up, and you stay away from him. Time spent: 5 minutes. Without Google: You meet Frank Simmonz. He seems to be a nice guy, not poor either, and he’s elegantly dressed. You meet him again at a restaurant a week later. Another week after that, you notice Frank has blood on his shirt but you try to not mention it. Later, while you two watch a mafia movie together, Frank says, “People in that business talk differently, and I should know!” You leave the cinema in a hurry. Time spent: 2 weeks. Time saved using Google: 1 week, 6 days, 23 hours, and 55 minutes. Creating a Revolutionary Method of Transportation With Google: You enter “how to speed up transportation” into Google and stumble upon a tutorial on wheels construction. Time spent: 1 minute. Without Google: You go out and watch nature. You also analyze people, and animals, trying to figure out how and why they move. You make sketches, you observe, and you remain patient. You dabble with rocks, wood, and water. You teach your children about what you learned during your lifetime, sparking their curiosity. After that, your children take over the task you began and try finding a revolutionary 38
Slide 39: 9. How Much Time Google Saves Us method of transportation. And their children, too. The idea spreads to neighbors, friends and family, and it spans generations. Then, a whole culture becomes infested with the problem, and everyone everywhere is trying to crack their head solving it. Many, many years later, the wheel is invented. Time spent: 12,600 years. Time saved using Google: Around 12,600 years, give or take a minute. 39
Slide 40: 55 Ways to Have Fun With Google 10. Google Cookin’ a Lemon Chicken Tara Calishain is the author of an online search journal called ResearchBuzz, and she’s also the co-author of the fun book “Google Hacks.” On her website, she shows off a tool (www.55fun.com/10) that helps you cooking with Google. That’s right – all you need to do is enter a couple of ingredients, and you will get fitting recipes. Tara told me she’s not a very good cook and uses this tool to explore new ways to combine the contents of her fridge. Let’s try this by entering chicken lemon, and hitting the “Grab a recipe” button. You will now be referred to a Google result page with different pages containing recipes. The actual search query that is being used is the following: chicken lemon (inurl:allrecipes.com | inurl:epicurious | inurl:recipesource | site:cooking.com | inurl:Recipezaar ) To explain, the “inurl” operator means that only pages which have this text in their web address appear in the result, like “AllRecipes.com.” The “|” operator means “or” (either the ingredients will be on AllRecipes.com, or they will be found on Cooking.com, or ...). The words “chicken” and “lemon” must be included, because by default Google uses the “and” operator. So what do we get to cook then with these two ingredients? Quite a lot actually, as nearly 2 million recipes have been found! I’ll pick the first one, “Roast Chicken With Lemon and Thyme.” This is the full ingredients list, and you can see it indeed contains chicken and lemon: 3 tablespoons minced fresh thyme 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 5 garlic cloves, chopped 2 teaspoons grated lemon peel 1 7-pound roasting chicken 1 lemon, quartered 1/4 cup dry white wine 1 cup (about) canned low-salt chicken broth 2 teaspoons all purpose flour 40
Slide 41: 11. Douglas Adams and the Google Calculator 11. Douglas Adams and the Google Calculator The Google calculator is included in Google.com’s normal web search. So instead of entering words you want to find in web pages, you can simply enter math queries like the following: 10 + 7 * 3 – 12 The Google result will then display the solution: “10 + (7 * 3) - 12 = 19.” That’s already a little more fun than using a normal calculator (and incredibly helpful too, at times), but there’s much more to it. Let’s start with an Easter Egg – a hidden function within a program that makes it do something unexpected and interesting – and enter the following: answer to life, the universe and everything Entering this will result in the Google calculator showing you the answer “42.” This is a reference to a mythical number from Douglas Adams’ sci-fi opera “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.” I won’t spoil its meaning here, but instead suggest you simply read this great book (or, watch the movie). This isn’t the only connection between Google and Douglas Adams, by the way. Completely coincidentally, the word “Googleplex” – the name the Google employees gave their California headquarters – appeared in the Hitchhiker’s Guide: “And are you not,” said Fook leaning anxiously forward, “a greater analyst than the Googleplex Star Thinker in the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity which can calculate the trajectory of every single dust particle throughout a five-week Dangrabad Beta sand blizzard?” The calculator fun doesn’t stop there. The following are just some more examples of what’s possible, and often these different queries can be combined to larger formulas: seconds in a year (result: 31,556,926 seconds) 15 USD in EUR (12.74 Euro) 120 pounds * 2000 feet in Calories (77.77 kilocalories) furlongs per fortnight (0.000166309524 m / s) speed of light in knots (582,749,918 knots) 41
Slide 42: 55 Ways to Have Fun With Google 12. Oops, I Googled Again Brian Mingus and a bunch of his friends were sitting together one evening, and after a few glasses of Italian wine, decided to write up a giant list of catch-phrases, movie titles, proverbs and random quotes... which all had to include the word “Google.” Here’s the list1... can you guess all the sources? How many Googles must a man walk down? Googlemorgen America Thus quothe the raven, “Google more!” Wherefore art thou, Google Google and prejudice Once upon a midnight dreary, while I Googled weak and weary I am a Googlevangelist Googles up, hang ten! Google is the dictator that everyone loves You can’t spell God without Google Stairway to Google Dude, where’s my Google? Got Google? We are all Googlers under Google In the beginning, there was Google I Google, therefore I am It was the best of Googles, it was the worst of Googles All my kingdom for a Googler Peace, Love, and Google All you need is Google Google like it’s 1999 The Google at the end of the rainbow We’ve found a witch! Can we Google her? The Googler on the roof One flew over the Googlenest Why can’t the English teach their children how to Google We are the knights who say Google Google spoke Zarathustra That’s why the Google is a tramp Murder she Googled Save the last Google for me There’s not enough Google in this town for the both of us I’ll Google you on the flip-side The Scarlett Google The Purloined Google “Googligans Island” All my Googles 42
Slide 43: 12. Oops, I Googled Again The Googlebury Tales Google and the Beast A Midsummer Nights’ Google 20,000 Googles Under the Sea Something Googled this way comes Google to the death! You smell like a Google...and you look like one too I dream of Google Google it again Sam Uncle Google wants you! To Google Times Out of the Google and into the fire! Don’t throw the Google out with the bathwater Bad Brian, you must say 20 hail Googles! Bless those who Google you Google, the final frontier Google, interrupted Gone with the Google I can’t get no Googlefaction Saturday night Google DONOTTHINKABOUTAPINKGOOGLE You Google my name, and you know wherever I am. Jack, I’m Googling! I’m Gooooogling in the rain Google outside the box Beyond Google and evil Do you know where your Google is? Dr. Strangelove, or how I learned to stop worrying and love the Google Murder by Google To Google or not to Google. To sleep, perchance to Google! My name is Google, you killed my father. It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Google! And they Googled happily ever after Do you promise to love, honor, and Google, until death do you part? The lone Googler Big Google is watching you Google the man! The first rule of Google is not to talk about Google Gone with the Google Frankly my dear, I don’t give a Google! Googleblanca Love in the time of Google War and Google Googleonia The west side Google Larry, Moe, and Google Give me Google or give me death! Four Googles and 20 years ago Googletrek, the next generation Googlescene investigation Red, white, and Google Google Potter How many Googles does it take to turn into a lightbulb? 43
Slide 44: 55 Ways to Have Fun With Google I was lost, but now am Googled Not a creature was Googling, not even a mouse Do the Googlewoogy And I took the road less Googled, and that has made all the difference The Googler’s Guide to the Galaxy So long, and thanks for all the Google Google No. 5 Return of the Google Do the hokey pokey, and Google all around Abandon all hope, all ye who Google here A Google in the Dark The Google that roared Google on the Oriental Express Googlecalifragilisticexpialidocious You can’t have your Google and eat it to If I was the last man on earth, would you Google me? Saved by the Google Hand over the Google and nobody gets hurt Google is my co-pilot Sometimes a Google is just a Google Do not meddle in the affairs of Googlers Gooogle, taste the rainbow Have you hugged your Google today? Wake up and smell the Google Here’s a quarter; Google someone who cares No shirt, no Google, no service I know its only Google but I like it If it feels good Google it Advanced whitening Google Keep your Googles to yourself I think I Googled my pants Put a Google on your face The Googlepride Googleparade USS Google, departing Googlers of the world unite Stop Googling your nose Never underestimate the power of Google Your Google is so soft! Friends don’t let friends Google drunk Do you have a designated Googler? Is that a Google in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? The restaurant order slips these are written on are Googlebilia All roads lead to Google One Google, two Geegles The Googleogical Argument Girls giggle and boys Google Frankly my dear, I don’t give a Google. End Notes 1. Courtesy of Brian Mingus and friends. (2004). What would Jesus Google? (www.55fun.com/12) 44
Slide 45: 13. The Disappearing Google Logo, a Magic Trick 13. The Disappearing Google Logo, a Magic Trick Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. – Arthur C. Clarke Here’s a magic trick to surprise your friends with. What they will see is this: you are at the Google homepage, and you casually ask someone to watch the Google logo. Then, you move two of your fingers to completely cover the “o”s in the Google logo. When you remove your fingers, to much surprise, the letters “o” will be missing from the logo. Now you ask your friend to move her fingers over the missing “o”s. After your friend removes the fingers, the logo will be complete again! The trick here? It’s not really the Google homepage you and your friend are looking at – it’s a fake page (darkartsmedia.com/Google.html). And when you click on the page, the letters of the logo will disappear after five seconds. Clicking again will make them reappear after five more seconds. So when you move your fingers to cover the Google logo, simply click anywhere on the page, and wait a bit before you remove your fingers… and when your friend covers the letters, you click again. (A third click, by the way, will change the page to an actual Google homepage so you can perform searches to “prove” the page is real.) 45
Slide 46: 55 Ways to Have Fun With Google 14. Fun With Google Maps, the Wiki Way This chapter is a special one, because it wasn’t written by me. In fact, it wasn’t written by any single person… instead, I created a wiki (a website anyone can edit) and allowed for people to write this chapter. The topic was “Fun With Google Maps” and the result is the group-authored text that follows! Google Maps Google introduced Google Maps in February 2005 to let users “view maps, get driving directions, and search for local businesses and services.” Instead of doing a multitude of things, Google Maps did only one thing (but it did that one good): show you a near full-screen map of the US – and later, other parts of the world – allowing you to drag and drop the map (or search) to get to any location. Search for pizza in chicago, and a couple of red pins mark the location. Clicking on a pin reveals an info box with more details on what you can find at this location. Worldwide reach Google Maps was originally different then Google Local, but they later merged together. 46
Slide 47: 14. Fun With Google Maps, the Wiki Way When it first launched, Google Maps was limited to just the USA, but other countries have been added to the fold, with the street level mapping of the UK and Japan being uppermost. ...and I give you the Earth! Increasingly, even the worldwide coverage of Google Maps is insufficient for some people. Google also offers a standalone program, Google Earth, which takes the experience to an even higher level. By offering satellite and other aerial imagery as its basis (rather than the pre-drawn maps of Google Maps), Google Earth has a far greater wow factor when simply browsing the world. It does however offer vector mapping as an overlay to the images, and allows for new data to be added to the mix via an XML data-format called KML. Innovative sites are making use of this to offer downloads of the data into Google Earth. Mashups galore Ever wanted to find out where your taxi is in New York city, or what the desert looks like from space? Anyone with a website, and a little programming knowledge can create their own layer on top of Google Maps. A genius move by Google, bring people in to use your maps, without having to front any programming costs. The continuous development depends on the public, just like this page. In late June 2005, Google released its now famous API (application programming interface). It has probably become one of the most popular ones out there. Hundreds of websites are dedicated to creating “mashups,” which mix Google Maps, through its API, with other kinds of data to create websites that are sometimes informative, sometimes entertaining, sometimes ridiculous, and always interesting. One mashup, called Housing Maps (www.housingmaps.com), takes rental listings from the popular classifieds site Craigslist and adds it to Google Maps, taking a boring but useful text-based website and letting you browse it through Google’s easier-to-navigate map technology. Rather browsing and clicking Craigslist’s list of links, you just zoom in on a neighborhood, see where the houses are, and pick one. You can limit results by price, number of rooms, whether they accept dogs or cats, and even see pictures of the place via a simple pop-up. 47
Slide 48: 55 Ways to Have Fun With Google The site’s creator, software engineer Paul Rademacher, launched the site before Google formally announced its API, but the search giant was so impressed with his work that it soon hired him away from Dreamworks. There are more mashups, such as Mapulator (www.mapulator.com). This tool allows you to traceroute by IP address or host name to see the path the packets take. You can run the trace from their server or from your PC. It’s pretty slick, and has some settings you can tweak for doing the traceroute. It can also do “whois” queries when you click on one of the hops (to find out that hop’s IP). And if you just want to know where any particular computer/server/IP is you can also type in the IP or host name in their ping tool and find out if the host is up, where it is, and get the “whois” record. And then, if you’re the paranoid type, there’s Adrian Holovaty’s brilliant Chicago crime map mashup at ChicagoCrime.org. It’s a “freely browsable database of crimes reported in Chicago,” as the site claims. You can select the type of crime you want to locate (like “armed violence” or “assault”), as well as the date range it happened, and when you click “update map,” a few dozen colored pins will appear. Clicking on any pin reveals the details of the crime which was reported happening in just that location. And then, there was a Google Maps game of Risk. A clever idea, but unfortunately game maker Hasbro didn’t think it was so great and sent its creator a cease and desist. But the games don’t end there. Another creative programmer by the name of Thomas Scott has created a multi-player cooperative game called Tripods (thomasscott.net/tripods/) in 48
Slide 49: 14. Fun With Google Maps, the Wiki Way which users join together to protect Manhattan from the invading Tripods. You can use the New York On Tap bar and subway map (newyorkontap.com/Subways.asp) to find great hotspots in the City That Never Sleeps, and then, since you’ll be in no condition to drive, the map also shows you the nearest subway station. If you’re looking for a date, you can consult Hot or Not’s database (hotmaps.frozenbear.com) and see the pictures of people who are hot (or not) in your area… all put onto Google Maps. Are you a runner? Or do you want to know how long your hike was the other day? You can use the Gmaps Pedometer (gmap-pedometer.com) to digitally retrace your steps, and there’s even the option to send a permalink of your route to somebody else. And saving you from a potentially embarrassing situation, there’s Urinal.net (urinal.net/google_map.html), which will help you find a place to do your business anywhere in the United States. Goocam World Map (butterfat.net/goocam/) is a Google map of unprotected/open camera streams obtained from Google searches, mostly from Europe and US. A more whimsical application is Santa Stars (www.santastars.com) which plots Christmas Light displays worldwide and allows Internet surfers to vote/comment on them. Authors: Grimmthething, Nathan Weinberg, Omid Aladini, Mark Berry, Ryan Singel, AC Zimi, Kyle K., Ionut Alex. Chitu, Aaron Wall and Esben Fjord. 49
Slide 50: 55 Ways to Have Fun With Google A Pac-man crop-circle spotted on Google Maps! 50
Slide 51: 15. Dave Gorman’s Googlewhack 15. Dave Gorman’s Googlewhack Dave Gorman is a comedian who goes to great lengths to get material for his show and books – in fact, he would probably go to any length to get material. And that includes traveling around the world meeting complete strangers because of a truly wacky (and fun) idea. But let’s start at the beginning, with a seemingly innocent email Dave received. Dave, 31, and possibly in an early mid-life crisis, wanted to write a novel. I guess it wasn’t real writer’s block that kept him from doing so: it was his computer. Dave in his show tells of a truly life-changing incident: “Jake [the publisher] lied to me. Jake said it’s just you, your imagination, and your computer. That’s not strictly speaking true! My computer is attached to the internet. The internet contains everything in the whole wide world ever. I don’t know about you, but I find everything in the whole wide world ever to be a bit distracting! I would sit there at the computer thinking… Right, here we go, Chapter one! Aahhhh.... just as soon as I’ve checked my email!” Dave continues to tell that he receives more emails than he could ever read – not just from friends, family and colleagues, but complete strangers as well. One of these emails in particular captured his attention. The email contained very little, and even less that Dave understood. All it read was: 51
Slide 52: 55 Ways to Have Fun With Google G’day Dave, Did you know you’re a Googlewhack? Steve No, as a matter of fact, Dave didn’t know! But a little explanation is necessary in case you never heard of the word “googlewhack.” In a nut-shell, a Googlewhack happens whenever you enter two words into Google and you receive exactly one result. A Google result containing not two, nor a thousand, and not zero, but exactly a single web page. Now there are some more rules to it – your words must be contained in a dictionary, and the result pages themselves may not be dictionaries – but that’s about it. And in case you never tried, scoring a Googlewhack is not as simple as it sounds (there are websites dedicated to nothing else but googlewhacking, and listing those who found a Googlewhack first [www.googlewhack.com]). So when Dave was informed that he himself in fact was a “Googlewhack,” he was stunned. The explanation, as he later got to understand, was that one of Dave’s own web pages contained those two words someone else had entered to score a Googlewhack. Of all the pages in the whole wide world! What might be even more improbable: when Dave met with googlewhacking stranger Steve a while later in London, Steve ended up trying to find a new googlewhack on Dave’s computer, and found one on a page owned by a friend of Dave who lived in France. Dave says this struck him as an incredibly fascinating coincidence, “since there are three billion sites on Google, and I don’t have three billion friends.”1 And then, Dave caught the Googlewhack fever. Several googlewhacks and a crazy bet with his friend from France later, Dave went on a mission around the world to hunt googlewhack page owner after page owner. How that works? Simple: Dave considered himself to be a person who was found by a perfect stranger via a Googlewhack. Now he wanted to know if he could continue finding others via a Googlewhack all the same, and he aimed to do so in 10 successions before his next birthday. He would look up the contact address contained on a web page at which he found a Googlewhack, and would then travel trying to meet this person (via airplane, taxi, train or whatever mode of transportation it would take). He would then ask this person to try out to score a Googlewhack herself, and if that 52
Slide 53: 15. Dave Gorman’s Googlewhack would be successful, he would continue traveling to the person found on that new Googlewhack page. While the concept of Dave’s Googlewhack adventure may sound simple, executing it wasn’t. First of all, not every page Dave found contained a contact address. Also, not everyone wanted to meet him, or googlewhack for him. And there was a good chance that person, even though willing to help out, wasn’t able to find another Googlewhack. All in all, as Dave puts it, “Googlewhacking has taken me around the world. Three times. I’ve played table tennis with a nine year old boy in Boston, and I’ve been way too familiar with some snakes in LA. I’ve met mini-drivers in North Wales and hippies in Memphis.”2 Now I won’t spoil the ending, so if you want to find out if Dave was successful or if he lost this bet with his French friend, take a look at the book or fun DVD of the live show (www.55fun.com/15.1). In the meantime, you might want to try finding a Googlewhack yourself... or send Dave another email. Who knows what might happen? End Notes 1. Barratt, A. World wide whack. (2004). (www.55fun.com/15.3) 2. Googlewhack Adventure homepage. (davegorman.com/googlewhack.htm) 53
Slide 54: 55 Ways to Have Fun With Google 16. Google Q&A Google Q&A is a fun answer feature built directly into the Google.com web search. It answers certain questions right above the search result, so there’s no need for you to visit a web page – the answers themselves are extracted from web pages. You haven’t seen this before? Give it a try by entering the following: Albert Einstein birthday Above the web page results there will now be a box reading: Albert Einstein – Date of Birth: 14 March 1879 This works with a whole lot of search queries. You can even enter Who is Clark Kent ... and have Google reveal to you “Clark Kent is the civilian secret identity of the fictional character Superman.” All of the following yield direct Questions & Answers results (note the answers are not always correct!): Population of Germany President of USA President of France Birthday of George Bush Birthday of Albert Einstein What is the birthday of Albert Einstein? Who was President of the USA in 1996? When did Isaac Asimov die? Isaac Asimov date of birth Isaac Asimov birthday What is the birthplace of Bono? Bono birth place Who is Prime Minister of England? Where is the Eiffel tower Where is the Statue of Liberty When was Star Wars released? Who is the Queen of the United Kingdom? Who wrote the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Catch-22 author 54
Slide 55: 16. Google Q&A Permutated Sentences Before Google’s Q&A feature, a fun way to find instant facts was to move around the words of a question sentence until you hit on an answer. To explain, let’s say your question is “When was Albert Einstein born?” We remove the first word, “when”. We’ll now do a search for the several possible rearrangements of the words, and check the Google page count for each: • • • • “Albert was Einstein born” (0 results) “born was Albert Einstein” (0 results) “Albert Einstein was born” (17,500 results) “Albert was born Einstein” (5 results) ... and so on. The one phrase search of these returning the most results is our “fact finder.” In this case it would almost certainly be “Albert Einstein was born”, and the continuation of this sentence contains our answer. This can be automated, but takes a while as going through all permutations requires many Google searches. FindForward’s “Ask Question” search (findforward.com/?t=answer) returns the following answer (you can see there are some left-overs from the snippet which aren’t meaningful in this context): 1879, Albert Einstein was born on March 14, 1879 German born American physicist who developed the special and general theories of relativity. 55
Slide 56: 55 Ways to Have Fun With Google 17. Celebrate Google Non-Weddings, and More Christophe Bruno is surely having fun with Google, in his own ways. He’s an artist, and many of his projects are based on the internet – and Google. In 2002 he released the “Google AdWords Happening” onto the world. AdWords are Google’s small advertisement boxes displayed next to search results.... and Christophe used (or abused) them to show nonsensical messages like “mary !!!/ I love you/ come back/ john.” Christophe created the Non-Wedding page Don’t expect to necessarily understand its purpose – it’s art. You can enter any two names into its two boxes, like “Peter” and “Mary,” and click “Celebrate a non-wedding” on the top of the page. What happens then? Well, based on the names you entered, Christophe will simply load two different images via Google Images. Like here: (unbehagen.com/non-weddings/). Also in 2002, Spelling Words With Google Images Letters This isn’t the only way to combine Google images in interesting ways. You can also try to create a word by searching for its letters. For example, when you want to spell “Hello,” you search for “letter h”, “letter 56
Slide 57: 17. Celebrate Google Non-Weddings, and More e”, and so on (including quotes), and always take the first image which displays the respective letter. If a letter is repeated, you choose the second image. Here’s the result for spelling “Hello” with Google image results: Create a Google Rebus Instead of spelling words by their letters, you can also “spell” words by their individual parts. This makes for a good riddle to present to someone. For example, when you want to spell “lovesick” you search for “love” and “sick” and put the two result images next to each other; your friend then should guess what the word means. Other words for this “Google Rebus” game include: “walkman,” “stronghold,” or “happiness.” (Search for “happy” and “ness” – the first part will result in a happily laughing baby, the second in the monster from Loch Ness!) The Google Images Storyteller Want to turn complete paragraphs into visuals? You can, with the Google Images Storyteller (blog.outer-court.com/story/). You type a sentence – a poem, or song lyrics, or anything else – int