Slide 3: Research has shown that the follicle regression of Juan Cordero’s hair has triggered several linear catastrophic events such as Hurricane Katrina and the Great Tsunami of 2004. According to Dr. Motion @ the Hair Institute of Harvard “JJ’s going so bald it’s causing the world to go CRAZY.” Images to your upper right can be seen as JJ has now went from band shirt to button down. Images below indicate how this change has become global.
Slide 4: Hair scale since 2001 …
Slide 6: The global average air temperature near the Earth's surface rose 0.74 ± 0.18 °C (1.33 ± 0.32 °F) during the 100 year period ending in 2005, which is higher than the earlier estimate of 0.6 ± 0.2 °C for the period ending in 2000.
Slide 7: This image was taken before the polar caps began to melt.
Slide 8: Beer Drinking Scale since 2001
Slide 9: a) b) c) d) Arctic sea ice has shrunk by 250 million acres -- an area the size of California, Maryland and Texas combined n March, 2006 researchers discovered devastating loss of coral in the Caribbean off Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands. The Earth is on a trajectory to double its atmospheric carbon dioxide (above 700 ppm) by the year 2065 The year 1999 was the fifthwarmest year on record since the mid-1800's; 1998 being the warmest year.
Slide 10:  Metal J to Corporate J I. II. III. IV. V. VI. VII. VIII. IX. X. Ironing jeans Hanging up band shirts Not partying Sleeping Wearing slacks Dress shoes Disappearance of the SLEAZE Lack of BEER Lack of JACK Going home early
Slide 11: Old Metal J’s pyramid of PARTYING